Head Full Of Flames

trashworldblog:

hatenayousei:

skeletalroses:

the-bi-fangirl-biatch:

ridersofbrohon:

beckofthewoods:

archive-asdfghjkl-deactivated20:

top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on

don’t forget this killer tune from their new show

More golden moments:

Plus, a message from The Professor:

Someone add screenshots from when he spent a whole episode dunking on the British royals and calling for the abolition of the monarchy

no idea who this is. just reblogging because someone telling mike pence to “eat shit fuckface” is hilarious to me.

update from mystery files

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fallingnives:

grogu sending SOS’s through the force: [please send help] [my dad and i need help] [if there’s jedi listening] [my dad is very caring] [he’s fighting imperials] [but he can’t keep holding them off] [even if he could totally kick their ass] [he’s been protecting me so much] [he’s afraid of nothing] [he’s also very strong] [won the super darksword] [from evil gideon] [with a stick] [so strong] [so brave] [took out a sand dragon] [on his own] [he’s a real warrior] [big armor] [tough] [so badass] [big hard armor] [but he’s lonely] [lonely warrior dad] [also single] [did i mention big armor?] [please jedi] [dad needs you]

luke, grabbing the tightest Gucci pants he owns: I’m on my way

feralsunspotandtincan:

Despite being married to a king and being the brother of a senator, Luke still possesses the diplomatic skills of a bagel. He tries, he really does, but nuance just isn’t his forte. Din, to everyone’s dismay, actively encourages him. He can no longer be an asshole to people who get on his nerves, so he lives vicariously through his feral husband.

Furious, red-faced minister of commerce from some place Din didn’t bother to remember: Mand'alor, I demand you punish your Consort!

Din: Why?

Minister: He told me I sucked and kicked me and my aide in the shin!

Din: Well have you considered sucking less?

furiosophie:

andthepeople:

i can do three better mandalorian episodes in three minutes. ok.

episode one: din’s stuck on tatooine because his ship is out of gas and no one will loan him any money. fennec shand tells him about an underground fight club she goes to sometimes. the pot is 1,000,000 credits. din has to put up his ship as collateral because he can’t afford the entry fee. he gets the shit kicked out of him and loses the ship.

episode two: din calls greef and gets a job but it’s a couple planets over. him and grogu sneak onto overcrowded public transport. while they’re on the ship there’s a murder!!!!!! they find out din’s a stowaway. he negotiates that if he can find the murderer before they get to their destination, they won’t send him to jail for skipping the fare. din tries to get grogu to help with the force but grogu still doesn’t really speak basic.

episode three: they’ve arrived at greef’s job. it’s winter. din caught the sniffles on public transport and has a ton of tissues stuffed up his helmet. he’s having the worst time ever. the puck is for a bonnie and clyde style assassin duo who are playing spy vs spy with him in the forest. grogu gets left behind in town and makes friends with a bunch of burly frontiersmen who ride to the rescue when din gets captured. no money.

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moncuries:

um ur interrupting them

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that-dumb-dinosaur:

pov you’re a battle droid

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go-see-a-starwar:

Originally posted by disasterduo

himbolukecastellan:

himbolukecastellan:

i’m dropping hints that i’m gay *instigates fight with father*

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thewriterowl:

Luke: I’m sure talking and a little flirting with that DILF Mandalorian won’t turn into anything. He’s way out of my league and he is clearly busy with other things.

*Literally 24-Hours Later*

Luke, now naked, on a broken bed, a big Mandalorian snoozing on top of him, adoption papers askew on a table, and a wedding necklace on, blinking at the ceiling: Well, that escalated quickly

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